hate

Captain fucking insanity shot me in the eye with his overclocked nerd gun. Fucker. I walked up and nerfed him point blank

Yeah i was wrong. I don’t care. Move along it’s boring now.

Buy an iPhone and bitch about how it doesn’t work!!!

White iPhone’s make people grumpy.

I don’t care if you can’t get mail. Nobody can get mail. Oh and stop Effing stealing craftiness

22:15 hello
22:15 how is everybody ?
22:16 good good
22:16 I am glad to hear it
22:16 we’re gonna change sackheads a little bit
22:16 just this channel
22:16 for the people
22:16 as I am sure you aware Fidel is sick
22:16 he might not recover
22:16 so …
22:17 in his honor we will roll over this channel like cachaito on his standup

yeah so that’s what went down…
your #sackheads
I r in it

The webs is good. The webs is quality.
Here is proof of good webs wheee

I was worried that maybe you wouldn’t have enough involvement in the problem at hand. Luckily your MOM participated and took care to let us know that your ass was all RASHED.

Why can’t apple just fucking support exchange calendar or whatever the hell it is that causes iCal and meeting notices to not like each other SO MUCH ? FOR GOD’S SAKE I’M JUST TRYING TO DO TRIVIAL ADMINISTRIVIA CRAP!!!!@$@#$!@$!@$!@#$!#$!

screw both of ‘em they need a spankin for making me potty mouth them, fuckers

I tried to infuriate a java coder at work by mockingly asking him what web2.0 was and got a 10 minute monologue. I want my 10 minutes back!!!!

I know they plotted against me. Just don’tlike the short nicks is all….. that’s fine. HATERS!